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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

When Piyush comes to Shove...

...Republicans will start electing non-Anglos. Congratulations, for instance, go to new Representative Anh Johnny Cao, who rid us all of William Jefferson to become the new poster child (sorry Bobby Tomato) for a no-longer-race-exclusive-GOP. Ignore John Boehner's lame writing:
In a release titled “The Future is Cao,” Boehner wrote that “the Cao victory is a symbol of what can be achieved when we think big, present a positive alternative and win the trust of the American people.”
Mr. Cao joins Republican sponsors of terrorism Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, Lincoln Diaz-Balart and Mario Diaz-Balart in the exclusive Quagmire Caucus, a group open to right-wing immigrants, refugees or children of same who fled American military action in the 60s and 70s.

I also considered titling this post "How Now Brown Cao?" Forgive me, and chuc may man, Mr. Representative. You may now git some.
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