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Showing posts with label amateur legal counsel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amateur legal counsel. Show all posts

Friday, June 13, 2008

Chief Justice Roberts is a hammerhead shark, insane with bloodlust...

John Glover RobertsYesterday's 5-4 ruling restoring habeas to detainees is half a loaf. Here's the full text.

Kennedy writes the majority like he's being chased by rabid wolverines, tossing raw deer meat off to the side of the trail, knowing all he has to do is slow the toothy bastards down...

For instance, the predatory John Roberts in dissent:

"The political branches crafted these procedures [CSRTs and military commissions] amidst an ongoing military conflict, after much careful investigation and thorough debate. The Court rejects them today out of hand, without bothering to say what due process rights the detainees possess, without explaining how the statute fails to vindicate those rights, and before a single petitioner has even attempted to avail himself of the law's operation."


Here, as elsewhere, my lizard-brain recoils in dread and confusion. Roberts is arguing that the procedures Congress established, which this Court strikes down for the third time, should have been pursued unimpeded. Detainees should have gotten out of their stress positions, walked to the Gitmo FedEx and filed their own petitions for review by the D.C. Circuit Court?

It is as if Roberts were dissenting with the Court in upholding the Fair Housing Act, by saying poor black folks redlined out of white neighborhoods should have worked harder in pursuing the remedies already available to them. "Why not go to another realtor, or pursue higher education. The fact that no petitioners live in my neighborhood is proof that they aren't trying hard enough."

The Court was forced to consider Boumediene and Al-Odah precisely because the petitioners cannot sanction the legitimacy of the proceedings. If the petitioners reverse their position in order to "avail themselves of the law's operation," conservatives on the Court would be able argue that following the avenues provided in the law demonstrated the sufficiency of the DTA in preserving habeas corpus. Petitioners' argument is that the US has de facto sovereignty over Gitmo, thus Constitutional protections apply. If petitioners avail themselves of the Roberts path, they provide de facto legitimation. Then it would be: "If the D.C. Circuit and the military commissions were good enough back then, why sue for extra rights?" Roberts is essentially whining that no lawyer fell into the legal trap built into the government's motion to dismiss.

And let's just ignore Scalia's convenient shift from strict constructionism to living word. Or his prophesies of doom. Kennedy had the first angle of complaint wrapped up when he quoted The Federalist:
"Alexander Hamilton likewise explained that by providing the detainee a judicial forum to challenge detention, the writ preserves limited government. As he explained in The Federalist No. 84:

'[T]he practice of arbitrary imprisonments, have been, in all ages, the favorite and most formidable instruments of tyranny. The observations of the judicious Blackstone ... are well worthy of recital: "To bereave a man of life ... or by violence to confiscate his estate, without accusation or trial, would be so gross and notorious an act of despotism as must at once convey the alarm of tyranny throughout the whole nation; but confinement of the person, by secretly hurrying him to jail, where his sufferings are unknown or forgotten, is a less public, a less striking, and therefore a more dangerous engine of arbitrary government." And as a remedy for this fatal evil he is everywhere peculiarly emphatical in his encomiums on the habeas corpus act, which in one place he calls "the bulwark of the British Constitution." ' " [citations omitted; emphasis mine]


In Part 2: what liberals on the court are willing to do to citizens; deranged freaks; medieval information-gathering...
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Little Arlen wants to fly

Allow us to shake hands across the nerd-jock divide, and unite in hating on Pennsylvania's senior Senator, Arlen Specter. ESPN's anonymous Research Crew did a cutthroat fact-check on Specter's press release -- NYT take note! Let us, indeed, ponder the many meanings of "check"...

The whole story I love: last football season, New England got caught videotaping the New York Jets in an attempt to catch signals. They were caught, docked a draft pick, and Bill Belichick was fined. For the NFL's purposes, case closed. (You can think whatever you want of the league's self-punishment, but I'm not ready to argue for de-monopolizing sports, particularly when I can think of a half-dozen more pernicious oligopolies to bust.) Week 2 goes on as scheduled.

The season and postseason come to a rousing conclusion, and Senator Specter starts harassing people for Super Bowl tickets. He tries a move on NFL commissioner Goodell's office; an aide gives him the brushoff. Immediately after the Super Bowl, Specter launches a jihad against "cheating" in the NFL, calling hearings that no one but he and Goodell attends, lashing out at the NFL in the press. His office is the presumable source (as the "rumors" start and end with his office) of a Boston Herald story about the Patriots allegedly taping the St. Louis Rams in 2002; the Herald discovers the story is bogus and eventually recants.

But Specter doesn't! He can't get enough of Spygate! Reporters force him into denying this is a hatchet job for Comcast, which has its own beef with the NFL. Reporters also get him to deny his Eagles partisanship! (What, are you not one of those from Galilee?)

Among the many ironies is Specter's shock (shock!) that Goodell and the NFL destroyed the tapes rendered to them as evidence after punishment had been meted out. Compare that to the radio silence on the CIA destroying its tapes of torture at Guantanamo, after their internal review was completed.

But my favorite: this is the same Arlen who wants unlimited warrantless eavesdropping, no judicial review of national security letters, no legislative fetters on coercive interrogation, etc. This is the one-time DA who has time and again encouraged the administration to game the judicial system. In short, spying and cheating are only reprehensible if your name is Bill Belichick.

And clearly, Little Arlen has a point: nobody's looking to the Capitol for moral fiber. So why not score some hot box seats while we're here?

Finally, some legal counsel to Goodell: fess up to the spying, but claim an inability to describe the spying specifically for fear of compromising current operations, then insist that the incompletely described program is despite its nebulosity an essential element of the war on terror. Isn't that a bunch of amateurish, vague, obnoxious legalisms! Now can I get a job?
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